Because even chickens need answers
Click on any question below to reveal the answer. If your question isn't here, you're probably overthinking this.
Absolutely not! But you'll feel pretty left out when everyone else is looking fabulous in feathers. We recommend at least wearing something yellow, or bringing a prop beak. Think of it as Halloween, but monthly and with more eggs. Some people go all out with full costumes, others just wear chicken-themed t-shirts. You do you, boo!
Ah, the sacred codeword! Since we keep things exclusive (and slightly mysterious), you need a special codeword to get your ticket. Click "Get Tickets" anywhere on the site, grab your unique codeword, and email it to us. It's like a secret handshake, but less awkward and more typing. Each codeword is randomly generated and absolutely ridiculous – last month someone got "MEGACLUCK3000"!
Don't worry, no actual chickens are harmed in the making of this party! We're all about celebrating the SPIRIT of chickenhood, not eating our feathered friends. The bar serves all dietary preferences, and our signature "Nest Nuggets" are actually cauliflower bites. We respect all food choices – except choosing to be boring!
We tried this once. ONCE. Let's just say real chickens don't appreciate techno music and strobe lights as much as humans pretending to be chickens do. Plus, the venue has a strict "no livestock" policy now (thanks, Kevin from 2021). Leave your feathered friends at home – they'll thank you for it!
Finding a golden egg is like winning the lottery, but better! You'll be crowned "Chicken of the Night," get to lead a group chicken dance on stage, and win prizes ranging from free drinks to absolutely ridiculous chicken-themed merchandise. Past prizes have included a year's supply of rubber chickens, a golden feather crown, and one memorable occasion where someone won an actual omelet maker. The catch? You MUST do the chicken dance. No exceptions!
Have you SEEN the chicken dance? It's literally designed for people who can't dance! Flap your arms, wiggle your tail feathers, and bob your head – congratulations, you're now a professional chicken dancer! The worse you dance, the better you fit in. We've had people win dance-offs by literally just standing still and occasionally saying "cluck." This is a judgment-free coop!
We party until the rooster crows! (Or until 3 AM when the venue kicks us out, whichever comes first.) The official hours are 8 PM to late, but "late" is subjective. Some chickens fly the coop by midnight, others are still pecking around at closing time. The peak madness usually happens between 10 PM and 1 AM when everyone's had enough "liquid courage" to fully embrace their inner poultry.
If we haven't answered your burning question, you're probably overthinking this. It's a party where adults pretend to be chickens. What more do you need to know?